Who wears the Juicy Show T-shirt?

• me: just wanted to let you know that the juicy show t-shirts make for excellent presents for lovers, fiancees, and husbands, single people, wives, clowns, graphic designers, marketing experts, actors, investors, drinkers, non-smokers, non-drinkers, straight-edge people, hippies, cheaters, faithful ones, blondes, brunettes and astronauts they are available at http://www.truepicturesinc.com/TPI-Store.html in all sizes.
• carolyn: is that spam
• me: lol, no ma'am
• carolyn: sure looks like it
• me: i wrote it. it can't be spam. it's poetry